I made it through 5:30. And I fudged on the last couple of minutes by scrolling down and reading you fellers comments while it continued playing. I think you need to have it playing just barely loud enough to hear in another room. Like an apartment neighbors comments you just can't quite make out coming from your shared wall. Even if you hold a glass against the wall and strain to listen. Would help also if some of your wallpaper was the same pubic hair pattern as in the video and had one panel that had come unglued and was peeled away from the ceiling. Like Barton Fink meets Twin Peaks. Now then you'd have something. What, I don't know. But something.