Beagle , Rest up and save your Energy  
 

 
the leader of The Evil Ninja's  are planning another battle 
 

 
sincerely Reece, all kidding aside , I do hope you feel better, 
 
Kenny

Be happy that the Samurai didn't show up, too.  

Hey, wait a minute...  How do we know which side of the fight he was really on? 
 

thanks Kenny - and everyone!  I'm back at work today with my boot!
 
I've already walked more today than I have in a week, tho and I can feel my foot swelling in the boot.

Good luck with it, Beags. 

bapu

look at those steel puppies! 

I just hope you yelled out some good catch phrases during the fight. The one I usually hear from you is, "Put the meat down before ya get a beat down." I mean, you don't want to just leave them moaning in the gutter. You want to leave them moaning in complete and utter humiliation, fully cognizant of the enormity of their failure, and ruing the day they went outside in their ninja pajamas.
 
Here are a few that I'm hoping echoed around your neighborhood. I'm sure yours were better, but I've already started my list.
 
"Looks like you've been downgraded to a pink belt."
"Eat concrete!"
"You don't scare me! I've seen Bapu's Moobs!"
"Don't bring a handful of prancy little boys in tights to a Tank fight, sucker!"
(After stuffing a pair of ninjas headfirst in a garbage can...) "I'm takin' out the trash!"
"There's no crying in Ninjutsu!"
"One does not simply walk into Beagle's yard! At least, not if one wants to keep one's ankles!"
"Beaglenado!"
"Your Momma wants her sweatpants back!"
"I've seen scarier Girl Scouts!"
(After pulling the waistband of an enemy's Ninjaroos over his head and slamming his cranium into the back of a Volkswagen...) "Farfegnoogie!"
"Break one foot? Hah! I can still kick you into the next century, chump!"
 
Yeah, I bet the neighbors treat you with a little more respect now. I'm also guessing that there won't be quite as many kids dressed up as ninjas on Halloween this year. I've already purchased my Beagle costume. Those things are going to sell quickly.
 
Hope your paw heals quickly. Don't lick it.

UbiquitousBubba
I just hope you yelled out some good catch phrases during the fight. The one I usually hear from you is, "Put the meat down before ya get a beat down." I mean, you don't want to just leave them moaning in the gutter. You want to leave them moaning in complete and utter humiliation, fully cognizant of the enormity of their failure, and ruing the day they went outside in their ninja pajamas.
 
Here are a few that I'm hoping echoed around your neighborhood. I'm sure yours were better, but I've already started my list.
 
"Looks like you've been downgraded to a pink belt."
"Eat concrete!"
"You don't scare me! I've seen Bapu's Moobs!"
"Don't bring a handful of prancy little boys in tights to a Tank fight, sucker!"
(After stuffing a pair of ninjas headfirst in a garbage can...) "I'm takin' out the trash!"
"There's no crying in Ninjutsu!"
"One does not simply walk into Beagle's yard! At least, not if one wants to keep one's ankles!"
"Beaglenado!"
"Your Momma wants her sweatpants back!"
"I've seen scarier Girl Scouts!"
(After pulling the waistband of an enemy's Ninjaroos over his head and slamming his cranium into the back of a Volkswagen...) "Farfegnoogie!"
"Break one foot? Hah! I can still kick you into the next century, chump!"
 
Yeah, I bet the neighbors treat you with a little more respect now. I'm also guessing that there won't be quite as many kids dressed up as ninjas on Halloween this year. I've already purchased my Beagle costume. Those things are going to sell quickly.
 
Hope your paw heals quickly. Don't lick it.

Actually, those were the exact phrases, word for word with the demise of each ninja.  How did you know?  Do you have a security cam on my lawn?