What irks me somewhat is the fact that the oh-so fecking politically correct BBC have decided, in their infinite wisdom, to employ unbelievably unimpressive multi-ethnic mono-syllabic pundits who can't string together a coherent sentence in English and drone on in extremely grating accents I find extremely difficult to penetrate.
I mean come on for fecks sake.
They were half decent players I'll concede, but I'm fed up to the back teeth of trying to understand exactly what Phil Neville and Alan Shearer are saying.