After leaving the orphanage, the next stop on the England team's good will tour was a visit to a Brazilian childrens hospital.
"Ahright mucker" said Wayne Rooney, addressing a bed-ridden youngster, "An' wha' brings you to hospital then our kid?"
"I have bronchitis Mr Rooney" answered the boy.
"Tha's crackin' thatiz" replied Rooney, "When I wuz a kid, I always wanted a dinosaur too."