Today I am recuperating from my injury that happened yesterday. Painful and I couldn't move all afternoon and into the night. Too many tacos put me down. Then for some unknown reason I devoured a big bowl of ice cream and chocolate cake. I could hardly breath when it was all over. 

Sorry to hear about your injury, Bill.  I hope you make a full recovery.  

Recovery unlikely due to trip to grocery store in a few minutes and I have an urge for Becan pizza 

bayoubill
Recovery unlikely due to trip to grocery store in a few minutes and I have an urge for Becan pizza 

It sounds terminal.  

Someone get the wheel-barrel out to put him in and take him home.
 

just roll him down by the river.

Just smoke a fat one AND start again Bill!!!
 

Someone needs a good colon sucking.

57Gregy
Someone needs a good colon sucking.

I thought it was called a colon slurping now, ya?