Push through the pain, Bill. The skin will stretch in time. 

I was supposed to be in jury duty.  I had to postpone it--who am I to judge?  

craigb

57Gregy
Someone needs a good colon sucking.

I thought it was called a colon slurping now, ya? 

do due  edited 

Old55
I was supposed to be in jury duty.  I had to postpone it--who am I to judge?  

Show up with the jury pool wearing an "Anarchy Now!" t-shirt.  Other options (which I'm sure Ed could print up for ya) include "Legalize Cocaine," "Impeach Obama," "Proud NRA Lifetime Member," "The only good lawyer is a dead laywer" or "Why should I listen to a guy in a dress?"
 
Let us know what cell number you get and we'll send you a cake. 

craigb

Old55
I was supposed to be in jury duty.  I had to postpone it--who am I to judge?  

Show up with the jury pool wearing an "Anarchy Now!" t-shirt.  Other options (which I'm sure Ed could print up for ya) include "Legalize Cocaine," "Impeach Obama," "Proud NRA Lifetime Member," "The only good lawyer is a dead laywer" or "Why should I listen to a guy in a dress?"
 
Let us know what cell number you get and we'll send you a cake. 

  I plead the fifth--of gin.