A man was walking his beagle through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

"No" the other man replied, "I'm just taking a dump."

craigb

 
Beagle, ready for battle!

Ohh wow ... do they have that pet in World of Warcraft?
 
I want THAT one!

Mesh

Moshkiae
Hi,
 
Hmmm, it was Copacabana when I was there!
 
And those girls are DEFINITLY not Brazilian!

Portuguese Academic Club??

For you maybe. But if you have been there and know the difference, I guess it won't matter to you! Typical Ozzie and Harriet, btw! And the main reason for the joke on the bikinis is because in Brasil (how it is spelled over there for you academic musicians!), they don't even make bikinis that big that cover that much!