I will be doing laundry all night.  My first load will take two gain pods, while succeeding loads will only take one pod each.  I will use GREAT VALUE fabric softener - 2 sheets per dryer cycle.  I will then fold my laundry and put it away in my dressers and closets.  I am currently polishing off a bottle of red wine...
 
 

Wow! That's exactly what happens at my place every Monday! Cept' I don't use fabric softener or sheets for the dryer. And I drink Abita Springs Amber beer  I tried red wine but it was just too bitter to me

That will be my Saturday night manifestation--or was that infestation.  

My Saturday night was fun, then I come home, go to check out the forums and find some asshat has spammed most of the subforums!  Oh well, two people had already flagged him so I pushed him out the door then had to cover up about a dozen spam titles that included a dang website (apparently offering stolen identities!).

Linear Phase
I will be doing laundry all night.  My first load will take two gain pods, while succeeding loads will only take one pod each.  I will use GREAT VALUE fabric softener - 2 sheets per dryer cycle.  I will then fold my laundry and put it away in my dressers and closets.  I am currently polishing off a bottle of red wine...
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The Laundry dries down on Broadway!
 
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