I have a friend who wants to get into this..  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colon_cleansing
 
I call it, "slurping," and whenever I talk to her about it, I make these sucking noises with my tongue pressed up to the roof of my mouth, and my lips barely open and stuff...

I'm not sure I'd use "colon cleansing" and "sucking noises" in the same breath.  just sayin'

Beagle
I'm not sure I'd use "colon cleansing" and "sucking noises" in the same breath.  just sayin'

So he doesn't get a "TMI?"  Oh, fine. 

LOL 

I never-ever again going to a 7-11 to get a frozen drink!  They call it a Slurpee.

Old55
I never-ever again going to a 7-11 to get a colon cleanse!  They call it a Slurpee.

Trumpeted.

I don't often dine at 7-Eleven, but when I do, I order a Slurpee and a Cheeseburger Log.
 
You haven't had one of those? It's a hot dog shaped mass of some type of "beef" and "cheese" mixture slowly rolled over the hot dog grill for approximately a week and half.
 
It has a flavor.
 
The cleansing that follows is somewhat automatic.