I would totally buy gear from Einstein. First, because I would be fascinated by the idea that the right sound could rip a hole in the space-time continuum. Second, because math isn't his cup of tea and there's a good chance I could get a crazy deal.
Well, I could get a crazy deal AND rip a hole in the space-time continuum.
I'm going to have to go back to Guitar Center to see if he's working today.