That's Napoleon Einstein, not Al who works at GC.  "Nappy" as he is referred to by his coworkers is very knowledgable about the important things at GC like the disco balls and the scratch turntables.

Two turntables and a microphone......(I heard) that's where it's at!!
 
 
 

Oh, right. The Nap Dawg.  I went in for some drum sticks and guitar strings. He didn't know what those were, but he sold me some lights for my shoes that are da bom. They're for shizzle. I still don't know how that makes anything sound better, but he was very convincing.

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Oh, right. The Nap Dawg.  I went in for some drum sticks and guitar strings. He didn't know what those were, but he sold me some lights for my shoes that are da bom. They're for shizzle. I still don't know how that makes anything sound better, but he was very convincing.

If they were for shizzle then why did you take them?  won't shizzle be angry?

I don't know. It appears that everything that sparkles, lights up, or blinks in some way is for shizzle. Those things are also, apparently, the only things you need to make monstah tracks. He seemed to feel that shizzle wouldn't mind letting me use them as long as I wore a baseball cap sideways. According to Nap Dawg, that's just the way it works.
 
Who am I to argue with Einstein?

Oh brother.......MORE LIME!! MORE LIME!!!

You did not take your Grandma-ma or Mother-in-Law there to the store. Plus for added extra convenience you should eat an big onion like you would an apple before you go to that store.

 
And make their day!
 

The idea of taking one's Granny to Guitar Center to listen to six simultaneous attempts at Enter Sandman in six different keys seems oddly entertaining.

I prefer a box of Oreos.  not the double stuff, either, cause there's not enough chocolate cookie with those.

Nappy's grandma is HOT.  Just sayin'...