Not trying to start a flame war, just need a serious answer this time. 
 

That looks kool!!

Hi,
 
Let's see ...
 
One to keep the time
 
One to hold the step ladder
 
One to make sure the guy does not miss a step
 
One to make sure the tech stays upright
 
One to hand him the light bulb
 
And then the tech that went up the ladder to put it in!
 
Ohhhh ... wait ... we don't need all that ... ALL YOU NEED IS A DAW!
 
 

None we have machines for that now.

I love that tiger pearl finish!

Do drummers even change lightbulbs?

I always suspected you could do something useful with those things.

How many blonds does it take to change a drummer?
 

I think the answer is 7.
 
2 to hold the gate open, 1 to put newspaper down and two more to order the Chow Mein.
 
Yup 7.