Velveeta.
 
I know the foodies sneer at it, but I think that's because they're jealous.

I have the intellitouch capo / tuner and its bulk is not an issue for me.
 
 
 
 

I have this awesome double-sided omelet pan that closes on itself and which you can flip over on the stove halfway through cooking...although having said that it does tend to leak some of the egg through the sides when you flip it over so it's not really as awesome as I initially made out. Hmm, I'll keep thinking. 

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