Dolly singing "Jolene" and played at 33 RPM...

http://www.wimp.com/unexpectedsound/

wow

Wow indeed!  Third time this has been posted now - lol!

Wow. On pitch and no Autotune.

That's exactly what I was saying when I played this for my office manager...who's a great singer herself. Lowering the pitch should show off any pitch anomalies. But Dolly's dead on.

Bruce sounds like Dolly in the other direction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtNecByo1o&feature=player_embedded
 
Rocky

Dolly... uncompressed. Now I see why they use all that studio processing. Who'd ever wanna listen to her real voice? 
 
Actually has kind of a Dust In The Wind sound to it, hmmmm. So now I know how some artists get inspired.
 
Now, is it just me or does this version SCREEM for a lyrical rewrite spoof makeover?!

So here's what I got so far:
 
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
 I'm  holdin' your new bridle in my hand
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
 Please don't bite it just because you can
 
 Your beauty is beyond compare
 With flaring nostrils full of hair
 With musty fur and eyes that glare at me
 Your smell is like an uncleaned stall
 Dust you stir up like a squall
 And no one can compete with you, Jolene
 
 While you stand behind the gate
 Your bit you're chompin', you can't wait
 To hit the ground and run with him, Jolene
 And I can easily understand
 How you could easily take the win
 But you don't know what that means to me, Jolene
 
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
 I'm begging of you please don't throw that man
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
 Please don't stomp him just because you can
 
 Tho he's small he's got your back
 So please don't buck him off the track
 Or he may put you down and then, Jolene
 You might find you're in a jam
 Or stuffed inside a dog food can
 So take your nose and win with him, Jolene
 
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
 Here's an apple, please don't bite my hand
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
 Please don't bite it or your life may end
 Jolene, Jolene
 
(C)soens

 

soens
So here's what I got so far:
 
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm  holdin' your new bridle in my hand
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't bite it just because you can
 
 Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaring nostrils full of hair
With musty fur and eyes that glare at me
Your smell is like an uncleaned stall
Dust you stir up like a squall
And no one can compete with you, Jolene
 
 While you stand behind the gate
Your bit you're chompin', you can't wait
To hit the ground and run with him, Jolene
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take the win
But you don't know what that means to me, Jolene
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't throw that man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't stomp him just because you can
 
 Tho he's small he's got your back
So please don't buck him off the track
Or he may put you down and then, Jolene
You might find you're in a jam
Or stuffed inside a dog food can
So take your nose and win with him, Jolene
 
 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Here's an apple, please don't bite my hand
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't bite it or your life may end
Jolene, Jolene
 
(C)soens

…………...Huhhhhh?…… …..You Talking to Me ? …………

 With flaring nostrils full of hair, …Now… That Sounds Pretty Good ……
 

 
my beauty is beyond compare...Yeah , I like That Part……..
 
 




 
Erica Approves 
 
Kenny
 

Whoa there Nelly.... uh, I mean, Erica.
 
That last gesture hardly looks like one of approval tho.