2014/04/08 16:01:58

I plan on being stuffed into Hefty bag with a massive rock hung around my neck and then dropped in the river.

I'm an optimist.

2014/04/08 16:03:06

Beagle

UbiquitousBubba
I plan on being stuffed into Hefty bag with a massive rock hung around my neck and then dropped in the river.

I'm an optimist.

I thought that was in the past?

2014/04/08 16:03:32

UbiquitousBubba

A few times.

2014/04/08 16:32:21

craigb

UbiquitousBubba
I plan on being stuffed into Hefty bag with a massive rock hung around my neck and then dropped in the river.

I'm an optimist.

Is the Hefty bag really necessary? I mean, it can always be reused for something meaningful...

(Just trying to help and be Eco-conscious you know.)

2014/04/08 17:28:09

Old55

I'd like to retire at 55, but that was almost three years ago. I guess I missed that goal.

2014/04/08 17:50:18

craigb

Let's see... If you have no job (i.e., currently unemployed), then you have nothing to retire from, ya?

2014/04/08 20:12:54

bapu

I sure wish I could retire at 55...

Do they not sell tires in Texas to guys over 55?

2014/04/08 20:21:30

craigb

Actually, every time I see my spare tire in the mirror, I'd love to detire by 55!

2014/04/08 21:16:50

yorolpal

My bidness has gotten so pitiful that I may have no choice but to retire early (62). But as of right now IT AINT HAPPENIN!!!

2014/04/08 21:46:00

clintmartin

I would like to retire at 45. I've had the same job for almost 27 years.