I just had a chat with the tax office. I'm still paying tax but I don't have an income as such.
All the guy on the 'phone had to offer was...
"I can't say fairer than that!"
I'm wondering if this is something to do with karma. I'm currently 'retired' due to ill health but I pay the government a 'pension' due to my previous earnings.
How cool is that? I couldn't have thought up such a scheme myself.