In my studio/dungeon/tomb, all of the Asian beetles (no, this is not a Yoko reference) and boxelder bugs (also not a Yoko reference) converge to plan their assault strategies. Being bugs, they haven't mastered the art of actually formulating a viable strategy, so they end up dying in vast quantities. Many of them decide to go out in a blaze of glory, so they swarm all over the fluorescent lights.
I don't know why they haven't bottled Eau de Charred Bug yet, but I'm pretty sure it's coming. I just want to be a part of the advertising campaign. I can't wait to see perfume thugs spraying innocent shoppers at the mall.
"Calvin Klein's Dead Bugs...for Her." (whispers: "Dead Bugs!")
"I don't always reek of decaying flesh, but when I do, I choose Bichos Chamuscados...Stay dead, my friends."
"Eau de Yoko...Now at KMart."