I could never be a bigamist.  Too many in-laws. 

Both of them .... hmmm.... well there's this other woman that I haven't mentioned 

I dunno Bill...I take ol Warren Zevon's advice pretty seriously..."Enjoy every sandwich."

We're always trying to outthink ourselves 24/7...and then we're dead.

Plus, from the sound of how things are going so far...you're already lassoed. You may as well enjoy being hog tied as well.

This might help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4&feature=kp
 
Rocky