larger moobs
(day by day the BECAN helps)
 

I'll bet you already float with the ones you have!

Float on...
 

If they don't yet slap one against the other when you turn over in bed then you most certainly need the upgrade.

If ewe can throw em over your shoulder when taking a shower, you may need to upgrade.

There's a difference between buoyancy and a seismic event. It can be a matter of perspective. Doing cannonballs in the local pool can be mildly amusing if you're watching from a safe distance. If you're that one kid in the middle of the pool who just noticed the disappearance of the sun, it's a seismic event.

UbiquitousBubba
There's a difference between buoyancy and a seismic event. It can be a matter of perspective. Doing cannonballs in the local pool can be mildly amusing if you're watching from a safe distance. If you're that one kid in the middle of the pool who just noticed the disappearance of the sun, it's a seismic event.

the voice of reason experience.

"ex - peer' eons"  Time spent with friends no more.

 
No airbag required.

UbiquitousBubba
There's a difference between buoyancy and a seismic event. It can be a matter of perspective. Doing cannonballs in the local pool can be mildly amusing if you're watching from a safe distance. If you're that one kid in the middle of the pool who just noticed the disappearance of the sun, it's a seismic event.

Maybe he's preparing for the tsunami that might follow a seismic event.