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  • For those that take life too seriously....... (p.5)
2014/04/09 10:09:34
Old55
Sorry, Mesh.  
2014/04/09 10:17:07
Mesh
Old55
Sorry, Mesh.  


LOL.....I actually expect these types of adventures when going out......otherwise, my life would be boring.
2014/04/09 11:27:26
Old55
Mesh
Old55
Sorry, Mesh.  


LOL.....I actually expect these types of adventures when going out......otherwise, my life would be boring.


That's a good way to look at it.  
2014/04/09 11:36:22
Beagle
Old55
Mesh
Old55
Sorry, Mesh.  


LOL.....I actually expect these types of adventures when going out......otherwise, my life would be boring.


That's a good way to look at it.  


nah.  I still look at all of it like they're all freakin idiots.
 
but I might have a sheldon complex...
2014/04/09 11:40:24
Mesh
Beagle
Old55
Mesh
Old55
Sorry, Mesh.  


LOL.....I actually expect these types of adventures when going out......otherwise, my life would be boring.


That's a good way to look at it.  


nah.  I still look at all of it like they're all freakin idiots.
 
but I might have a sheldon complex...


True....but where can you really go without running into them?
they're on the roads
they're at the shops,
they're everywhere.....
2014/04/09 11:42:10
Beagle
Mesh
Beagle
Old55
Mesh
Old55
Sorry, Mesh.  


LOL.....I actually expect these types of adventures when going out......otherwise, my life would be boring.


That's a good way to look at it.  


nah.  I still look at all of it like they're all freakin idiots.
 
but I might have a sheldon complex...


True....but where can you really go without running into them?
they're on the roads
they're at the shops,
they're everywhere.....


of course they are!  when you have superior intelligence you get used to the fact that everyone else around you EVERYWHERE is a freakin idiot! 
2014/04/09 11:48:31
Mesh

2014/04/09 12:01:16
UbiquitousBubba
Sadly, this sort of behavior is typical for Scooter's sister, who, unfortunately, is named Skooter. Growing up, Skooter suffered an identity crisis. It seems their dog was named, Squooter and every time someone called the dog, she thought they were calling her.
 
Eventually, she grew accustomed to eating supper on the kitchen floor in front of the refrigerator. Her dog was class valedictorian before the confusion was sorted out. While her brother, Scooter, studied Philosophy, Skooter used her free time between naps and learning new tricks to study Theoretical Physics.
 
After Squooter was expelled from Harvard for the "Becan Incident", Skooter hopped the fence and followed Scooter to work. Rather than leave her in the car with the window cracked, Scooter got his sister a job. As a Theoretical Physicist, Skooter is completely unable to perform basic math without a treat or a 12th dimensional equation. Squooter, on the other hand, is content to lay on the couch, watch Reality TV, and ponder the existence of becan.
2014/04/09 12:08:38
Mesh
I found the song that was dedicated to this family trio (by Montrose):
Bad_motor_scooter!!
2014/04/09 12:21:28
UbiquitousBubba
That's a song about their mother, Skewter. She writes baby name books for a living. Her best seller, "Baby Names that Rhyme with 'Neuter'" is a best seller among fans of The X Factor.
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