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2014/04/03 14:17:06

I once knew a guitarist who used to tell drummer jokes. He used to play right in front of me. On an unrelated note, do you know the difference between a crash cymbal and a guitarist's head?

Me neither, but one of those will end the guitar solo.

2014/04/03 16:10:35

Mesh

(....and they say stand up comics are dead.....pfffft)

2014/04/03 16:12:07

ampfixer

What do you call a drummer without sticks?

The front man.

2014/04/04 08:32:41

Guitarhacker

paulo

So, to re-cap then...........

Morenoise changed his name to Rikkie, made a joke, but couldn't take one and has now gone home in a huff and taken his picture with him, Herb managed to work guns into it somehow, but forgot to include a link to one of his songs where he has made good use of drums, Beagle was too serious, but is now sorry and Jonbouy is now Frank ?

So after all this ................... is Bapu still Bapu ?

Best recap ever.... still laughing....

2014/04/04 08:47:51

jamesg1213

http://forum.cakewalk.com...rn-world-m3019135.aspx

2014/04/04 09:18:27

UbiquitousBubba

*Humor: Not intended for self-application. Use only as directed. In the event of accidental exposure, immediately stop using humor, rinse eyes repeatedly with natural tears, and leave in a huff. Results may vary. Warning: mocking drummers may result unwanted percussive experimentation. Mocking bassists is generally acceptable. Accordionists have it coming.

2014/04/04 09:32:44

Mesh

What about humerus drummers?

2014/04/04 09:40:24

UbiquitousBubba

According to the majority of guitarists surveyed, drummers may not be humorous, but it's generally a good idea to pretend that they are. This may also explain why the majority of drummers suspect that the guitarists may not be laughing "with" them.

2014/04/04 11:06:49

bapu

paulo

So, to re-cap then...........

Morenoise changed his name to Rikkie, made a joke, but couldn't take one and has now gone home in a huff and taken his picture with him, Herb managed to work guns into it somehow, but forgot to include a link to one of his songs where he has made good use of drums, Beagle was too serious, but is now sorry and Jonbouy is now Frank ?

So after all this ................... is Bapu still Bapu ?

Ya
Eye
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2014/04/04 12:42:38

Royal Yaksman

There's a drummer and a bass player sitting on a bus.

Which one is the better musician?
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The bus driver!!!

Cue the hate!!!

PS: I'm guessing for the purposes of this pun, that the bus must be part of an analogue desk? Otherwise it don't make no sense!

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