UbiquitousBubba
craigb
Too late for you! The mass of Bapu's moobs create a strong gravitational force that will pull you in.
(In other words, you're moobed.)
Foretold.
On a seperate note, however nice & friendly Bubba seems to you, I would seriously decline any burgers or bagels he might offer to share with you.

(just sayin)