Wanna play toppers?
64, retired, Navy Viet Nam vet, Agent Orange compensation(just diabetes type 2, well under control)...
I dunno that's about all I got, other than I play bass and rhythm guitar!
altho......
I once made a base line 3 pointer at the Forum during a pickup game after a Boston-LA game. The refs would shoot around during timeouts but couldn't make a thing. I was about 3 sheets to the wind, and started yelling BRICK after they shot. One of them waved at me to come down(we were close to the floor as most fans were long gone) and do better. So, I headed on down, tripped over a chair, and ended up on the base line. Ref threw me the pass as I was setting up in the corner. Not a clean swish but through the net! Got a nice ovation from the few in the crowd, and a high five from the ref.
But I digress, and in full disclosure, I'm just messin around!