You've all heard of spontaneous combustion right?... Well my theory is along those lines but with a bit of a twist.
The culprit? =
Spontaneous Lard-ass-tion! That's right! A little known condition that causes the body's cells to turn everything into fat, including the air that the victim is breathing, resulting in them blowing up like a Macy's day parade float! Except that it isn't air inside there? It's lard!!!
From what we know of the planes movements? I think it's obvious that multiple passengers suffered this affliction simultaneously and all of them just so happened to be on the same side of the plane. The resulting, almost immediate, massive gain in weight on only one side of the plane, caused it to veer off course.
This theory is obviously sound except that it leaves one question. Why did the plane stop transmitting it's location?
To that I say, why don't you try transmitting your location with a salty, jiggling, erupting man boob, squishing into you like a flesh geyser set to projectile vomit?!!... In other words, I imagine the transponder was possibly crushed... Or eaten?...
With all this taken into account and adding the fact that the airline have said that the pilot was exceptionally skilled at keeping big metal things airborne. They need to stop searching for a crashed plane in the ocean and maybe should start looking for it in a parking lot at a KFC in Jakarta...