2014/03/21 12:41:35
quantumeffect
The graduate student did not identify the drawing for what it was (it was pretty obvious) ... and identified the testicles as a lone pair of electrons.
2014/03/21 12:42:47
UbiquitousBubba
I think that was overly negative, don't you?
2014/03/21 13:26:54
bapu
My fav:
 
Take out centi.
2014/03/21 13:46:26
yorolpal
Although I've seen it many times, the "find x" diagram always gets me.  "What a stupid question" that kid must've thought.
 
2014/03/21 13:48:24
Tap
X always marks the spot. Roit?
2014/03/21 13:59:46
UbiquitousBubba
I enjoyed the example of a risk.
2014/03/21 14:02:55
auto_da_fe
I remember seeing a film with a kid being asked what is wrong with the picture (supposed to point out the anachronism)
 
The picture was a cowboy chasing a native American with a gun,  and overhead there was a jet plane flying.
 
The kid said " the men on the horses are fighting, they should stop fighting." or something to that effect.  He was wrong on the test, but oh so right.
 
That has stuck with me for a long time.
 
JR
2014/03/21 14:03:14
Starise
Reminds me of one of my wife's 1st graders who was supposed to write, "The pen is on the desk". He kinda combined pen and is into one word.
2014/03/21 16:24:54
craigb
Without dragging this into what is really a separate topic, I've always had a beef with how things are taught.  These tests and the so-called "wrong" (but could be right) answers really highlights the problem.  Students tend to be taught that there is usually a "right" answer and, often, it is presented among a small number of alternative choices which leads them to believe that most things only have a few choices to consider and that one of them is "right."
 
My favorite example is "What is the square root of 4?"  The most common reply is 2.  However, that is not completely accurate!  2 or -2 is a far better choice but there are even some really creative alternatives as well (imaging the number 4 made out of 4x4 lumber, now pick it up and look at the very bottom and you should be able to see the square root of 4).
 
The point being, in "real" life (whatever the hell that is!), there can be many possible solutions to the same problem so I feel that creativity shouldn't be punished (and therefore subdued into non-use).  Students should learn how to learn, be taught how to come up with possible answers and shown where to look for answers.  I think this should take a far higher priority than simply using rote memorization of answers to example questions.
2014/03/21 16:53:11
paulo

 
Brilliant. Funniest thing I've read in ages.
 
No. 23 sounds like me when being force fed Shakespeare.......
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