quantumeffect

Starise
Reminds me of one of my wife's 1st graders who was supposed to write, "The pen is on the desk". He kinda combined pen and is into one word.

Yeah ... that "pen is" joke has been around forever in various forms.
 
I, like probably many of us on this forum, have books of half-finished songs.  One of them which I will get around to finishing before I die is a tune's whose working title is ...
 
"The Pen Is in Her Hand"
 
and the chorus lyric is something like:
 
the pen is in her hand
and she's writing - your biography
you know I would not want
to be you now - words will set her free