This is a lighthearted look at a few things I can't quite figure out...and believe me , there are many more. 
 
So...what kind of person...
 
Spends inordinate amounts of time making artwork in bathroom stalls?
 
 
Comes at you from behind in their car like a bat out of hell, passes you only a few feet from an exit, cuts you off and then brakes to turn?
 
Takes their old shoes off and leaves them in the WalMart parking lot?...or a pair of windshield wiper blades?
 
Walks around shirtless when they look like Budda?
 
Complains about freebees?
 
Likes to be in charge and come up with ideas but contributes zero to the actual product? I think the word here is "facilitate". i.e- I think we should move rocks...you will move the rocks.Me-I can't move the rocks or I might be out on medical . How's your back? Can I get some help? Answer- No.
 
This isn't an actual event BTW but it compares nicely to some past events that were similar...I will not move the rocks by myself...find yourself another rock mover or move them yourself. The idea suddenly becomes less relevant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bapu?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
j/k

What's the purpose of Braille on a drive up ATM?

 
 

You've been peeking upstairs again, haven't you? 

Buys a 20 year old, £60, never-worn jacket from you on Ebay for £3, then complains because 'it doesn't look like it's new'?

...would have almost 60k posts on a software user forum???

Beagle
...would have almost 60k posts on a software user forum???

Says he, with 3.5 X my post count, who joined almost at the same time...

jamesg1213

Beagle
...would have almost 60k posts on a software user forum???

Says he, with 3.5 X my post count, who joined almost at the same time...

But you take a lot of time to cut the hedges while Beagle just waters 'em!