Craig you have plumbers with candygrams knocking at your door?

I'm rather slow witted this millennium. I should have realized this from the very beginning.
 
You have a doorbell that disintegrates visitors. I hope you don't mind, but I just sent out invitations for a party at your house. 

This is getting interesting now........
 

I hope your theory is correct. Just in case it isn't I'll need some time to convert the dining room into a party area. We use that for a temporary holding space since we have an eat in kitchen.
 
I'll make sure its a good party, other than the occasional  unexpected wedgie I promise no surprises.
 
Figured I had better follow that one up with a smilie.

UbiquitousBubba
I'm rather slow witted this millennium. I should have realized this from the very beginning.
 
You have a doorbell that disintegrates visitors. I hope you don't mind, but I just sent out invitations for a party at your house. 

Starise
I hope your theory is correct. Just in case it isn't I'll need some time to convert the dining room into a party area. We use that for a temporary holding space since we have an eat in kitchen.
 
I'll make sure its a good party, other than the occasional  unexpected wedgie I promise no surprises.
 
Figured I had better follow that one up with a smilie.

Somehow, I get the feeling that they won't make it pass the front door.......

UbiquitousBubba
I'm rather slow witted this millennium. I should have realized this from the very beginning.
 
You have a doorbell that disintegrates visitors. I hope you don't mind, but I just sent out invitations for a party at your house. 

No wonder he can't get a pizza delivered.