2014/03/07 16:07:38
bayoubill
she hasn't asked about your hard drive
 
NO SHE HASN"T! What was I thinking? How could I let myself be pulled for one second from my SonarX-3d and beloved Cakewalk products? Once again I have been brought back to what's really important by my family here in the CH! Thank you for your support!!!
2014/03/07 16:12:07
Old55
Her name is Barbera Steve? 
2014/03/07 16:14:26
Mesh
I say wine her, dine her, and recline her.......but don't ever sign with her.
2014/03/07 16:17:47
SteveStrummerUK
Old55
Her name is Barbera Steve? 


 

2014/03/07 16:21:24
Moshkiae
bayoubill
... What do you guys do to keep romance out of your life so can devote entirely to Sonar X-3d?



I'm thinking that you need to go see a therapist!
 
When things like that happen, that's when the song ideas arrive, and the lyrics are right there, ripe and ready for the taking and enjoying!
 
Keep romance out? It's like taking more pills when you are 65 or 70! 
2014/03/07 16:37:34
paulo
spacey
bayoubill
 What do you guys do to keep romance out of your life so can devote entirely to Sonar X-3d?




 
Marry her.




Spacey almost has it right........ what he forgot.........
 
....after the wedding, immediately divorce her and appoint her as your divorce lawyer so that she has to act in your best interests.
2014/03/07 16:58:02
UbiquitousBubba
There's a couple of things you might want to check out, Bill.
  1. Does she ever refer to you by number?
  2. Are there any shallow unmarked graves just outside of this cabin?
  3. Is the Silence of the Lambs her favorite movie?
  4. Does she refer to stopping by Cannibals Anonymous as "Going to a meeting?"
  5. Does she ever serve fava beans?
  6. Is she particularly fond of children, especially with steak sauce?
  7. Has she asked you to try out a coffin, just for fun?
  8. Does she know anyone who has a van who might be willing to drive to a cemetery?
  9. Has she inquired about borrowing your van to "pick up some dinner?"
  10. Does her doorbell ring, even when there's nobody there?
2014/03/07 18:08:05
craigb
She's a divorce lawyer with a tractor, eh?
 
So you start out hoping to get into her pillow-top bed and end up buried in a flower bed instead?
 
If you split up, will she take half your tracks (maybe just the right channels)?
2014/03/07 18:11:11
bayoubill
Is 8 out of 10 bad?
  • Does she ever refer to you by number?
  • Are there any shallow unmarked graves just outside of this cabin?
  • Does she ever serve fava beans?
  • Has she asked you to try out a coffin, just for fun?
  • Does she know anyone who has a van who might be willing to drive to a cemetery?
  • Has she inquired about borrowing your van to "pick up some dinner?"
  • Does her doorbell ring, even when there's nobody there?
  • Is her name Babara Steve?
2014/03/08 12:30:05
bapu
bayoubill
What do you guys do to keep romance out of your life so can devote entirely to Sonar X-3d?



I kind of thought that owning X3d made us nerdy enough to ward off all women, no? 
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