2014/03/08 12:43:19
Old55
OK, she has a tractor.  Does she have a refrigerator to keep the becan in and a stove to cook it on?  I would think they'd be priorities.  
2014/03/09 19:37:44
Rimshot
Whatever you do, don't let her read this thread or she WILL bury you using her tractor!
2014/03/10 09:28:17
Mesh
Rimshot
Whatever you do, don't let her read this thread or she WILL bury you using her tractor!


or run over you with the tractor and make it look like an accident.....
2014/03/10 09:56:14
UbiquitousBubba
Mesh
 


or run over you with the tractor and make it look like suicide and then sue your estate for damages.....


Legalized
2014/03/10 10:07:18
Mesh
Bill, you didn't say to her "I love you" ROOOOOIIIIGHT???????????
 
This could be the end........
2014/03/10 10:19:17
bayoubill
First Jewish woman I ever. She is a wine conasewer conasuer drinker. I know nothing about wine except how much A glass cost me on our outing. I need a second job now just to take her to dinner. Shouldn't she be taking ME to dinner. I can't pronounce the name of the car she drives 
2014/03/10 10:31:53
Mesh
bayoubill
First Jewish woman I ever. She is a wine conasewer conasuer drinker. I know nothing about wine except how much A glass cost me on our outing. I need a second job now just to take her to dinner. Shouldn't she be taking ME to dinner. I can't pronounce the name of the car she drives 


Don't take a step down in status Bill. Make her step up to the plate and serve her Becan chilli and beer. If she grunts at the menu (negatively), you have your answer right there.
2014/03/10 11:42:02
bayoubill
Wise thinking Mesh! Serving her Becan chilli and beer is the key. The cool thing is I started making my chili last nite. She just texted me so now I can set it up. The plan is underway. 
2014/03/10 11:50:55
Mesh
bayoubill
Wise thinking Mesh! Serving her Becan chilli and beer is the key. The cool thing is I started making my chili last nite. She just texted me so now I can set it up. The plan is underway. 



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2014/03/10 15:29:12
Ham N Egz
bayoubill
First Jewish woman I ever. She is a wine conasewer conasuer drinker. I know nothing about wine except how much A glass cost me on our outing. I need a second job now just to take her to dinner. Shouldn't she be taking ME to dinner. I can't pronounce the name of the car she drives 


Umm a friend dated a Woman of Jewish ethnicity for a while...
 
NEXT time i see you in person I will tell you why you may WANT to continue dating her...
 
there is NO way I could possibly put it into words or even a PM it
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