So quit the hell pester wartin me!!!!!!!

 
I'm afraid four-letter words aren't allowed in here 'Ol Pal
 
 

Feels kind of abandoned

Quite the contrary. I am a rock. I am an IIIIIIIIIIsland. Ten yards of simon long and a garfunkle wide. SuPRAliciously filled with a MOJO cream center. Approach me with caution. One fist of iron...the other of steel. If the right one don't get ya...then the left one will. I load 16 tons but what do I get? Well...what??

Another day older and deeper in debt?

Says you. PFFFT!

Maybe you don't know that a rock feels no pain. And an island never...er...well...cries. I know that doesn't make sense but I am large...I contain multitudes!!!! Don't you go studying me. I'm studying YOU! And don't look back! I might be gaining on you. Avoid things that angry up the blood! Is that you Bailey Boy??? Look at me ma! Top of the world!!