Either way you cut it, that is WAY too much energy being wasted right there. 

craigb
Either way you cut it, that is WAY too much energy being wasted right there. 

Also, there's waaaay too many hoops to jump to get Becan.........(after all, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line)........just follow your knows. 

Here's how that scenario really works.
 
Bonehead hangs a few slices of becan from his clenched teeth and starts jumping rope. Beagle watches for a moment to get the timing down. Beagle takes one leap and lands a strategic bite. Guy falls to the ground and screams. Beagle trots away with the becan.
 
The only way this ends differently, is if the guy has a taser. Granted, the falling on the ground screaming part stays the same, but the taser gives him a chance to get in a parting shot.
 
Usually, however, that just makes the Beagle mad...

UbiquitousBubba
Here's how that scenario really works.
 
Bonehead hangs a few slices of becan from his clenched teeth and starts jumping rope. Beagle watches for a moment to get the timing down. Beagle takes one leap and lands a strategic bite. Guy falls to the ground and screams. Beagle trots away with the becan.
 
The only way this ends differently, is if the guy has a taser. Granted, the falling on the ground screaming part stays the same, but the taser gives him a chance to get in a parting shot.
 
Usually, however, that just makes the Beagle mad...

...and he's already on the floor - danglers are no longer dangling and VERY easy to get to...

Beagle

UbiquitousBubba
Here's how that scenario really works.
 
Bonehead hangs a few slices of becan from his clenched teeth and starts jumping rope. Beagle watches for a moment to get the timing down. Beagle takes one leap and lands a strategic bite. Guy falls to the ground and screams. Beagle trots away with the becan.
 
The only way this ends differently, is if the guy has a taser. Granted, the falling on the ground screaming part stays the same, but the taser gives him a chance to get in a parting shot.
 
Usually, however, that just makes the Beagle mad...

...and he's already on the floor - danglers are no longer dangling and VERY easy to get to...

That certainly gives the term "becan and eggs" a whole new (and disturbing) meaning! 

Karyn
Hi James,  welcome to the ranks of the also ran's.  I was starting to get a wittle wonely.

Safety in numbers Karyn