It emotionally distresses me that Beyonce is married to a guy that looks like a camel. I'm calling my lawyer!

.....and raps like a buffalo.
 
 
 
 
I'm calling my zoologist.

Watch out, Yoko!  
 
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)  

dubdisciple
It emotionally distresses me that Beyonce is married to a guy that looks like a camel. I'm calling my lawyer!

Mesh
.....and raps like a buffalo.
 
 
 
 
I'm calling my zoologist.

I think it has gotten to the point where we can sue for just about anything .  The guy across form  in the library just farted and part of me wants to see if their is a lawyer who will fight for my right to clean smelling air and put a monetary vlaue on my suffering

Mesh

quantumeffect
What about all the Metal suffering the CHB has caused?!?!?!

Metallica'd

The Bouy is still collecting on that Juan.

dubdisciple
I think it has gotten to the point where we can sue for just about anything .  The guy across form  in the library just farted and part of me wants to see if their is a lawyer who will fight for my right to clean smelling air and put a monetary vlaue on my suffering

He'll pro'lly just tell you to fart back.
 
No joke! There's a kid's toy out now that when you push a button it plays the sound of an animal's fart. There are 10 samples to choose from. This is being marketed as an "educational learning tool". What a ripp! I mean, if you really wanna teach the kids about different animal farts it should at least include the odor as well, don't ya think?

Send the younguns out to the barn to clean out some stalls.
 
Curiosity Satisfied.

UbiquitousBubba
Send the younguns out to the barn to clean out some stalls.
 
Curiosity Satisfied.

....and they can fling horsey poo too!!
 
It's a Win Win situ.!!

dammit...don't rain on my frivolous lawsuit parade!!  every now and then someone wins one of these ridiculous cases.  I'm still blown away that woman won the lawsuit against Mcdonalds.  I understand the coffee was hotter than it should have been, but it just seems that spilling hot coffee in your lap is always a bad idea.