...is she allowed to accuse you of not listening? 

drewfx1
If a female tree falls in the forest...
...is she allowed to accuse you of not listening? 

1) It's your fault for letting her fall
2) See #1

what?

If a man answers, "What?" he not only wasn't listening, but he also failed to...

• Share his feelings
• Pay attention to multiple simultaneous disconnected conversation threads
• Empathize with the planet
• Dress properly
• Eat like a civilized human being
• "Like" the most recent cute kitten Facebook post
• Live up to expectations
• Get off his lazy hindquarters and complete the simple tasks assigned to him
• Fix that pesky weather problem
• Move that music junk back to the basement where it belongs
• Get someone else to play his music so it will be good
• Stop looking like that
• Man up (grow a spine is also acceptable)
• Be more like...(insert relative here)
• Find Eye of Newt at the local grocery store.
• Ask an employee where to find Eye of Newt
• Call and ask her where to find Eye of Newt
• Pay attention so that he realized she didn't ask for Eye of Newt.  She obviously meant shredded lettuce.  Duh!
• Ask for directions
• Follow directions
• Read The Flamboyant Manual
• Use the term, "Your Highness" when asking, "What?"

UbiquitousBubba
If a man answers, "What?" he not only wasn't listening, but he also failed to...

• Share his feelings
• Pay attention to multiple simultaneous disconnected conversation threads
• Empathize with the planet
• Dress properly
• Eat like a civilized human being
• "Like" the most recent cute kitten Facebook post
• Live up to expectations
• Get off his lazy hindquarters and complete the simple tasks assigned to him
• Fix that pesky weather problem
• Move that music junk back to the basement where it belongs
• Get someone else to play his music so it will be good
• Stop looking like that
• Man up (grow a spine is also acceptable)
• Be more like...(insert relative here)
• Find Eye of Newt at the local grocery store.
• Ask an employee where to find Eye of Newt
• Call and ask her where to find Eye of Newt
• Pay attention so that he realized she didn't ask for Eye of Newt.  She obviously meant shredded lettuce.  Duh!
• Ask for directions
• Follow directions
• Read The Flamboyant Manual
• Use the term, "Your Highness" when asking, "What?"

Is this how the (portable) Wood Chipper was invented?  

I think, therefore I am guilty.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Hunting Flies' he responded.

'Oh! Did you get any?' she asked.
'Yep, 3 males and 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
 
 
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

If a woman says something and there's no man around to hear it, is she still wrong?

*ducks*

Incidentally, have you noticed that the ideal height difference between a man and woman is such that the woman's ears are at the same height as the man's mouth?

*ducks again*

You do realize that the ladies around here are armed, ya?