markyzno
Hi, I am Married, am 40, BAFTA nominated, looking for fun, frolics, beatings, depravation, scum, been banned from many forums before (including my OWN!! lol), I have a ridiculous post count from helping people (I must fix that), and..I really have rescanned my VSTS and.......ahem BECAN!

Since I self moderate on the main forum this place seems like a laugh....I blame Bapu....for literally everything.

You'll do fine then.  We blame Bapu for everything too.  Except when there's becan missing--then we blame Beagle. 

UbiquitousBubba
In addition, the "minds" turned out to be made of cheese.  Someone broke out the crackers, and the meeting ended a bit earlier than we had planned.
 
Welcome to the Coffee House.  We appreciate sarcasm here.  Well, we roll our eyes when we say that we do.  
 
There are a lot of In jokes down here that won't make much sense at first.  Don't worry, though.  They won't make sense later, either.
 
That's what we have here.  We have a sense of senselessness.  Just fill up a mug, kick back, and relax.  We have very little cannibalism anymore.
 
No matter what certain other people will tell you, you don't have to memorize the contents of the FSF.  You should, but you don't have to do it.  There will be a test, though.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Well...actually I could have, but it would have needed to be in June of 1980. After that, I've needed to rely on Bubba for my thoughts. Which reminds me, I'm waiting to hear what I'm supposed to do about this rash and embarrassing itch.
 
Randy

If i rescan my VSTs every 3 mins, load Driver boost and wangle my machine into a relentless furious masturbation of updates and then complain about it here....WHO WILL HELP ME?
 
Btw, at the last count I have 1287 Vsts.

I am feeling very much at home already btw!
 

markyzno
If i rescan my VSTs every 3 mins, load Driver boost and wangle my machine into a relentless furious masturbation of updates and then complain about it here....WHO WILL HELP ME?
 
Btw, at the last count I have 1287 Vsts.

You'll get along with very well with Bapu then. 
 
  

I can hear it now...1287 plugins Pfffft..
 
FWIW I think that's a lot of plug ins. Maybe Bapu scans 32 and 64bit. This would make it seem like he had more.Just sayin'

 
People often accuse me of being sarcastic...
 
 
I'm soooooooo upset.

markyzno
If i rescan my VSTs every 3 mins, load Driver boost and wangle my machine into a relentless furious masturbation of updates and then complain about it here....WHO WILL HELP ME?
 
Btw, at the last count I have 1287 Vsts.

I'm checking the help files as I type......
 
 
 
 
oops....I think relentless furious masturbation will have to be taken upstairs.

SteveStrummerUK
 
People often accuse me of being sarcastic...
 
 
I'm soooooooo upset.

I thought you were aspiring to irony. 

The whole time I've posting down here has been to hit and run Bapu and bitflipper(sometimes yoropal, if he's listening) and waiting to be run off.... I guess their to busy with everyone else(doing the same thing) they figure it's normal.
 
I got to say it is harder to keep a good outlook upstairs myself these days although I do miss Daveny5's curt and concise replies.