1. I'm guessing "Superbowl" is a portmanteau of the word "super" and the word "bowl". So, who is actually doing the bowling?
2. And just how 'super' are they?
3. And for that matter, which bunch of armour-plated pansies is batting?
4. Is Bruno Mars really from Mars?
5. Where are the Bronco's horses?
6. What exactly is Manning painting?
7. Do all the participants really need a (conveniently advertisement-length) rest every 9 seconds?
8. Is the phrase "first down and inches" rude?
9. Is it still Superbowl tradition for at least one member of the Jackson family to expose one of their breasts at half time?
10. Are the words "red" and "hot" superfluous - shouldn't they just be called the "Chili Peppers"?
11. Are the bluest skies you've ever seen really in Seattle?
12. Do all the players ride motorcycles to the game, but forget to take off their helmets?
13. I notice that there as many umpires/referees/officials as players -  are American Football players incapable of following the simple rules?
14. Why are they all eating delicious apple turnovers?
15. Is William Perry still a fridge, or is he now some other type of kitchen appliance?

 
 
 

Super Bowel
A raucous bowel movement experienced on or the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
 
HTH

I dunno. Never ever in 48 years have I ever watched it.
 
I doan have the "sports" gene.
 
I wear Levi's.

Oooh, ooh, I know the answer to #11!
 
Yes.
 
However, it is an optical illusion caused by contrast with the other 358 days of the year that are overcast. It's like when you take yellow-tinted sunglasses off and everything looks strange.
 
In a probably-unrelated statistic, more sunglasses are sold per capita in Seattle than anywhere else. My theory is that on the rare occasions when we need them we've forgotten where we put them. But during the brief period between leaving the house and rushing to the nearest store to buy sunglasses, nearly everyone points upward and exclaims "look! holy sh*t, the sky is BLUE!".

There are three types of weather in Seattle:
 
1)  Misting
2)  Just stopped misting for a moment
3)  About to start misting again

Can you make the questions simpler?
Ah, ah, ah,,,,.................................ah!
 

SteveStrummerUK
 
4.  Are the words "red" and "hot" superfluous - shouldn't they just be called the "Chili Peppers"?
 

The two words are superfluous.  They're probably a marketing gimmick.  I believe most fans do call them the Chili Peppers which is also redundant because a chili is a pepper.  So, I guess they should just be called the Peppers.  I'm not altogether sure if they even own shirts.  

SteveStrummerUK
 
4.  Is Bruno Mars really from Mars?
 

Yes--and women are from Venus.  

And when he wants an adult beverage he goes to a Mars Bar.