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13.  I notice that there as many umpires/referees/officials as players -  are American Football players incapable of following the simple rules? 
 
 

And they still need Instant Replay to get it right.  

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15.  Is William Perry still a fridge, or is he now some other type of kitchen appliance?
 

He's a bit older now, so he's probably more like a full-sized chest freezer these days.  

 
 
"No goal!"

11. No. Montana. They don't call it Big Sky Country for nothing.

Oh! You learn new things every day!!
That #1 cleared the mist... I've always thougt it's Superb Owl referring to way the QB spins his head 300 degrees looking around.
That much I do know, that #7 (rest every 9 seconds) is just to balance the effective playing time
to the same level as in soccer, where guys spend the respective time lying on the grass doing variations of The Dying Swan.
I still think it should be called Pit Ball, because it's in the armpit that they carry the ball. Lappy Ball would sound a bit sissy.

Almost forgot.  Hey Steve, saw #9 and thought I'd get you a momento from Super Blah 38!
 

 
Supplementary questions:

• Why is it called a 'touchdown', when they don't have to touch the ball down?
• The participants seem to wear an awful lot of unnecessary protection compared to real contact sports. Has it ever been discovered that one of the players was actually a robot?

 
Extra supplementary question:

• Why isn't the Superbowl called "The World Series of American Football" seeing as, like baseball, it actually excludes participation by 95½% of the population of the Earth?

 
Who won?

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Who won?

The channel broadcasting innane advertisements for $4.5 million dollars per 30 seconds.