I just broke a mug and thought "Oh my God, it's the end of an era."
 
Somebody slap me!

You got mugged?  

I think he asking for someone to hit him.
(Remember, he's from NY.  Sometimes it's better not to stare Jan.)

I can't handle this! I think I'm going to crack!

 
SLAP

Oh my! I meant on the face!

Oh my! I meant on the face!

sharke
I just broke a mug and thought "Oh my God, it's the end of an era."
 
Somebody slap me!

I am only happy to oblige if you are 100% (as against the normal 40% to 60%) positive, any particular one of your limbs you want to be slapped with? 

sharke
 
I make nice mugs. You want a CHB mug?

Sharke me lad. You live in the city. I've never had a problem getting slapped there. Because time is of the essence for you, here is a tried and true recommendation for you.
 Walk up to a nice looking gal waiting to cross the street, preferably in the business district, lean close after looking her up and down and ask "How much for the afternoon?"
 
Your welcome.
 
Randy