2014/01/28 21:06:36
bapu
I believe the universe is now contracting.
2014/01/28 21:11:07
Old55
Is this because of the Big Bing Theory?  
2014/01/28 21:15:19
craigb
Has it been shot yet?
2014/01/28 21:54:22
bapu
craigb
Has it been shot yet?


No, but it is in a bunch.
2014/01/28 23:53:34
ampfixer
bapu
I believe the universe is now contracting.




So if I read you correctly, the universe started with the big bang and ended with you blowing your WAD. Does that sum it up?
2014/01/29 00:43:18
craigb
bapu
I believe the universe is now contracting.




Is the universe really contracting or just wrinkling and shrinking with age?
2014/01/29 09:10:11
Moshkiae
bapu
I believe the universe is now contracting.



Like a WAD of money wasted down the loo? The only thing contracting would be your insides, be it money on the wallet or anything else!
 
2014/01/29 09:18:43
UbiquitousBubba
Sure, there was some expansion going on.  Who Am I to judge?  The universe would sometimes block my view of the TV and ask, "Does this Reality make me look fat?"  I'd say that there was just more universe to for everyone to love.
 
It was inevitable, I suppose.  Someone convinced the universe to go on a diet.  You know how it is.  You lose a few star systems, your dimensions shrink, you buy a few new clothes, but not a lot because you'll probably go down a couple of sizes before you get a chance to wear them...  In the meantime, some places that were stretched like a drum head are now a bit "looser".  Gravity stops by and plays a couple of practical jokes.  The next thing you know, the universe is blocking my view of the TV, pulling at the fabric of time and space and asking, "Does this make me look wrinkled?"  
 
"Of course not!" I answer.  "By the way, we're out of raisins."
2014/01/29 10:49:40
Old55
The universe's contraction has expired and is subject to orbitration.  
2014/01/29 11:11:34
Mesh
I can't even fathom the amount for taxes jbouy will charge for this.
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