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2014/01/19 15:20:26
bapu
This fred is on it's way to surpassing the FSF.
 
 
 
Just a little over 25K posts will do it.
2014/01/19 16:24:07
paulo
bapu
This fred is on it's way to surpassing the FSF.
 
 
 
Just a little over 25K posts will do it.




You'll never learn will ya ? Quality beats quantity every time.
 
FSF was left in the wake of TTFEVWWTTOTWF's dust after three posts.
2014/01/19 17:04:17
Old55
8.  Don't threaten your biggest, baddest henchman's girlfriend while you're on a space station.  He'll turn against you every time.  
2014/01/19 18:48:58
drewfx1
9. Don't allow Madonna to be in the movie about your exploits*.
 
 
*This is more of a general tip that doesn't only apply to evil villains.
2014/01/20 01:20:56
jimusic
10. Make sure they're the only ones who'll have to pay any taxes.
2014/01/20 02:12:55
quantumeffect
If you do capture double oh seven, remove his watch and take his car keys.
2014/01/20 05:11:17
Karyn
Make sure the zipper in the back of your dress isn't magnetic...
2014/01/20 08:09:37
Moshkiae
SteveStrummerUK
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 Any more?
 

 


10. Easy! Go out and get laid! It's more fun!
2014/01/20 09:41:13
UbiquitousBubba
Remember to store your cache of explosives somewhere other than your secret base.
2014/01/20 09:43:22
UbiquitousBubba
The first strike always succeeds.  Therefore, make sure your first strike takes out Q-branch.
 
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