Top tips for evil villains who want to take over the world :-)

2014/01/19 15:20:26

bapu

This fred is on it's way to surpassing the FSF.

Just a little over 25K posts will do it.

2014/01/19 16:24:07

paulo

bapu
This fred is on it's way to surpassing the FSF.

Just a little over 25K posts will do it.

You'll never learn will ya ? Quality beats quantity every time.

FSF was left in the wake of TTFEVWWTTOTWF's dust after three posts.

2014/01/19 17:04:17

Old55

8. Don't threaten your biggest, baddest henchman's girlfriend while you're on a space station. He'll turn against you every time.

2014/01/19 18:48:58

drewfx1

9. Don't allow Madonna to be in the movie about your exploits*.

*This is more of a general tip that doesn't only apply to evil villains.

2014/01/20 01:20:56

jimusic

10. Make sure they're the only ones who'll have to pay any taxes.

2014/01/20 02:12:55

quantumeffect

If you do capture double oh seven, remove his watch and take his car keys.

2014/01/20 05:11:17

Karyn

Make sure the zipper in the back of your dress isn't magnetic...

2014/01/20 08:09:37

Moshkiae

SteveStrummerUK
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Any more?

10. Easy! Go out and get laid! It's more fun!

2014/01/20 09:41:13

UbiquitousBubba

Remember to store your cache of explosives somewhere other than your secret base.

2014/01/20 09:43:22

UbiquitousBubba

The first strike always succeeds. Therefore, make sure your first strike takes out Q-branch.