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2014/01/28 10:03:50
soens

Good News Everyone!
 

 
I've installed a 30 second delay switch on my latest doomsday device.
 
I call it "My latest Doomsday Device with a 30 second Delay".
 
It waaz originally called "An Imminent Destruction Device", but that waaz before I realized I didn't have enough time to hide from the blast the first time I tested it.
 
It waaz just a good thing I had forgotten to dismantle my revitalization chamber so I waaz able to return and use my time machine to go back in time and figure out where I went wrong so I wouldn't repeat that stupid mistake twice.
 
I can't tell you how many times I've repeated stupid mistakes twice, let alone three or four times, because I simply can't remember.
 
2014/01/28 10:59:38
craigb
Can't remember what?
2014/01/28 11:20:15
soens
 
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