It's a gobbermint conspiracy I tell you....!!!!

UbiquitousBubba
Trix are still for kids, though, right?

 
Silly rabbit! The Trix is on you!
 
 
They say all those fruity colors are but one flavor. But they never say what that flavor is.
 
My guess is the flavor is brought to you by the letter "A".

Kix Are For Trids?

I'm pretty sure the same is true for M&Ms. I've spent years attempting to ascertain that. Even a double-blind test was inconclusive, but that may have been because it was conducted in a movie theater.

Have you ever been in a movie theater and been unable to enjoy your box of Junior Mints because you're worried about being attacked by a Senior Mint?  I mean, there are millions of those Junior Mints and we've never seen one of the adults of the species.  What happens when they return for their young?  When they come back, won't the movie theaters be the first place they go?  I'm not convinced the structure of the theater will provide enough protection.  
 
Maybe it's just me...

What next...being stung by a juju bee.

The title had me thinking that maybe you were referring to Fruity Loops. I'm really glad you didn't mean fruity loops.
 
I knew something wasn't quite right. I guess that's why I've moved away from them . They had it going on in the visual department but left a lot to be desired in taste. Nowadays I'm ingesting those heavy granola cereals with almonds and raisins. They don't have it going on in the visual department but I don't tend to look at my food for very long anyways.

Especially after you've eaten it, I'm sure.