I was the guy who came in and repaired your punch card loader after you spilled taco sauce into it.
I was never a COBOL or FORTRAN programmer, but I had to know both because I dealt with them in my job as a support analyst, telling the COBOL and FORTRAN coders what they were doing wrong. I kinda liked FORTRAN, actually, but never pursued it because no two compiler vendors could agree on the language specifics. Plus a decent FORTRAN compiler for my Apple ][ was four hundred bucks.
I had the good fortune to have compilers for every language under the sun on my work computers, though, allowing me to at least dabble in all of them. LISP - ugh. It could only have been invented by government workers (it was).
My world changed when I got to the C language. Woo hoo! I bought a book written for VAX users, but every example ran on both my Apple ][ and work systems unmodified. Someday, I said, everybody will be coding in C. Little did I know, it would have a bastard child named Java that would take over the world.