I just want to make sure that I don't confuse "Time Machine" with "Time Capsule." I think I've learned that lesson by now. The last time, I was buried in a field for a decade. I don't mean to complain, you understand. I'm just as fond of cryogenic suspension as anyone else. It's just not as comfy as they make it look in the brochure. It's freezing in there. Also, some prankster put on Kenny G. just before sealing me in. That's not funny.
Fortunately, reality had been taped, so I was able to rewind it and watch while skipping all of the commercials.