He was on sale.  I think he had been returned.  He walks around asking questions like, "What is the meaning of creamy peanut butter?" or "What is the nature of Reality TV?"  Sometimes the question starts out like it's going to be thought provoking, until it takes a left turn.  "If you could peer into the collective consciousness of humanity, where are the Cheetos?"  It's like a whole new level of "Huh?"
 
Even though he was really cheap, I'm beginning to regret buying two of him.

I dunno Bubba. Those questions are MUCH more thought provoking than the ones I've heard from conventional philosophers. But I've been smoking a lot of killer ganja lately, so take this with a grain of solidified sodium.
 
Randy

Well, I certainly feel more like I do now than I did when I first got here!

You can't buy a philosopher because money is an abstraction of value in a world with no values.
 
And there's no money in philosophy anyhows.
 
You may have bought a sophist though. They are cheap and plentiful - particularly between election cycles.
 
 
I'm not 100% sure about any of this, but that's what the tree in the forest told me when I wasn't there to not listen to her.

Why is there FSF?  

What is the sound of one track clipping?  
 

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UbiquitousBubba
He was on sale.  I think he had been returned.  He walks around asking questions like, "What is the meaning of creamy peanut butter?" or "What is the nature of Reality TV?"  Sometimes the question starts out like it's going to be thought provoking, until it takes a left turn.  "If you could peer into the collective consciousness of humanity, where are the Cheetos?"  It's like a whole new level of "Huh?"
 
Even though he was really cheap, I'm beginning to regret buying two of him.

Perfect for the Coffee House!
 
Never get an answer. Always a joke!
 
What do you expect? Look where you are posting this?
 
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craigb
(depressing comic!)

You know, a lot of people also thought Sam Kenniston and many other comics were depressing, and I was thought, that above all they were right on, because they had their heads screwed on, and here we are ****ing about nothing, and thinking the grass is supposed to be greener on the other side and that you are tired of your current **** -- be it a she or not!
 
Philosophy, is for people that don't believe in communication and have to put everything neatly into little boxes, because they never believe in anything except some ideal, or book they have in the way of the reality.
 
You either care, and appreciate it for what it is, with you in the soup, or you are just ****ing! And that goes for the 9 to 5'rs as well!