You can't even make fun of the Spice Girls.
Or mention the Elvis classic "Suspicious Minds".
And if you've just disinfected the kitchen, please don't say it's spic-and-span. Or try to mention the cleaning product of the same name. BTW, that better not be a spice rack on the counter.
There will be no mention of the spiccato violin articulation, I don't care if it is a music-related forum.
If you're reporting in from the Spice Islands, forget it.
Don't be asking for a synth for spicing up your compositions. It's not appropriate!
If you got a bottle of Old Spice for Christmas, keep it to yourself.
What did I forget?