2014/01/02 13:22:44
bapu
SteveStrummerUK
 
Coincidentally...
 
I've just left a band too.
 
We were called "Duvet"...
 
We were a cover band.
 
 
 
 


Chortle
2014/01/02 13:24:14
SteveStrummerUK
 
Yay!!
 
I got an honourable mention from Edwidge...
 
 
 
That's a bit ironic in Bill's fred
2014/01/02 13:26:42
SteveStrummerUK
 
I'm starting a new band.
 
It's going to be called "The Prevention"....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(it's coming)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We're going to be better than The Cure
2014/01/02 13:27:06
Ham N Egz
I must APOLOGIZE its partly my fauly
 
I was supposed to create a SUPERGROUP with Bill and never got around to it...
 
I blame myself gor Bills temporary setback in his love life with the saxy gulrs
 
 
2014/01/02 13:29:25
SteveStrummerUK
 
Talking of bands....
 
 
The Beastie Boys are launching a new five-part fanzine, documenting their rise to stardom.

Parts A, B, C and D will be freely available in the shops for general purchase but, consistent with their band's ethos, you'll have to fight for your right to Part E.
 
 
2014/01/02 13:36:55
Straummy
 
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo. The place is absolutely packed to the rafters. Stevie, in a bid to break the ice with his new audience, asks if anyone would like him to play a request..
 
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice...

"Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts...

"No! Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

A bit pee'd off by this, Stevie - being the professional that he is - dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man then jumps up again...

"No! Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Well and truly pee'd off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage...

"Christ, how about you get up here and do it?!"

To his amazement, the litte old man climbs up onto the stage and grabs the microphone out of Stevie's hands. As the crowd falls silent, he clears his throat and belts out...

"A jazz chord to say I ruv you!" 
2014/01/02 13:44:51
SteveStrummerUK
 
Me old mate Pistolpete told me that his new year's resolutions are to quit smoking and masturbating.
 
 
Apparently he's cut down to just 20 a day...
 
 
But he's not doing so well giving up the cigarettes.
 
 
 
2014/01/02 13:51:21
bapu
This FRED is shaping up to be the new FSF for shure.
2014/01/02 13:52:56
Just Another Bloke
My mate Bapu said when he just logged in in his verification code was PLUG. Arapaho?
 
2014/01/02 13:53:35
Straummy
 
 
Wow....
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