No, your honor, I'm not wearing a costume. No, I'm not mocking you or this court. I'm afraid I don't understand how curly-toed shoes are disruptive, sir. I admit that you were right about the jingly hat, though. Those bells can get annoying. No sir, I don't see a problem with the green tights. Well, of course they're a tad snug, your honor. They don't call 'em tights for nothing! No, sir, I did not mean any disrepect, sir.
The ears, your honor? I'm afraid I can't do that, sir. Yes, sir, they are pointy. The tips are superglued on, your honor. Yes, on purpose. In hindsight, sir, that may not have been the best idea.
The moobs are real, your honor. No, sir, this is more of a skin tight muumuu. Yes, it feels like a sausage casing, sir. Without it, I'd have to pay for an extra seat on the plane.
Yes, your honor. I admit that last comment may have been in poor taste. I am grateful to receive fashion advice from a guy in a dress.
Oh, hello, Mr. Baliff...