Beepster

craigb
No, no, no...  He said it would be his birthday Beepster!  The mad hatter parties celebrate unbirthdays ('cause there's more of 'em!).
 
HTH.

But... he said it WASN'T his birfday! So a very merry unbirthday was wished... as it is to you... now that it is your unbirthday too... again.
 
Sorry for any confusion...
 
but not really...
 
because confusing people is kind of fun.

Have you eaten some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving low?
(Go ask Alice?)

Drugs are bad.

Two views...
 

I don't know...Doctors seem to think that Drugs help EVERYTHING...
 
Side effects may include, but are not limited to....

I always chuckle when the list of side effects are much longer and much worse than the problem the drugs are supposed to help!

craigb

Those cats bring the term "getting red" to a whole new level.
 
They also look as though they could use a good beating from their stepfather.

craigb
I always chuckle when the list of side effects are much longer and much worse than the problem the drugs are supposed to help!

Yes.
 
Drugs for depression "may cause depression and suicidal thoughts".
 
Drugs for epilepsy "may cause seizures".
 
Drugs for diarrhea "may cause diarrhea and anal bleeding".
 
Drugs for constipation "may cause you to feel like a pound of monterey jack is lodged in your arse".
 
Drugs to quit smoking "may cause you to spontaneously combust".
 
Drugs to quit drinking "may cause you to spontaneously turn into Shane McGowan's liver".
 
Drugs to quit being a murderous psychopath "may cause you to develop a taste for human flesh".
 
But remember kids... the marihuanas are very very bad so off to PMITA prison hippie droog boy. *
 
                                                                       *signed... Richard Nixon's disembodied zombie jowls
 

 
As I walked through customs at Heathrow, a policeman came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me
you're on drugs."

"I'm on drugs?" I exclaimed, "You're the one talking to a dog."
 
 
 
 

Maybe the dog was the one on drugs.
 
not sure what that's supposed to mean... but I guarantee you it's funny... or unfunny... or whatever the proper nomenclature is down here.

Come to think of it I actually have a funny anecdote involving a sniffer robot, Heathrow airport and a very angry drummer but it's not the type of thing I'd share on the internet.