There, I said it.

Your presents have been requested.
(C wut eye deed ther?)

have urself a Bapu little Christmas,
 
Bapu baby, hurry down the chimney tonight,
 
bapu the bassplayer, was a jolly happy sole,
 
CHB music we have heard while high,
 
oh little forum of Cakewalk, how still we see the post,
 
ewe better watch out, ewe better knot cry, ewe better knot cry, Im telling ewe why,
Daryls uncles rooster is coming to town

Well said.  Merry Christmas.